2) Various Borgs (Makes perfect sense after number 1)
3) Basket full of assorted lotions
4) A Bus, with passengers
5) A tank
6) Donkeys
7) Show Cat Breeders
8) 1 million unused silicone breast implants
9) Naked men with backs turned so you just see them from behind
10) 43 Yoplait Yogurts, full with lids open
11) Wilford Brimley and Jamie Lee Curtis having a deep conversation about Nerf products
12) Bean bag chairs of assorted colors
13) Scissors, lots and lots of sharp, pointy, dangerous scissors
14) A burning tire yard
15) Fiberglass insulation cut into Lucky Charms Marshmallow Shapes
16) A solitary jalapeño pepper topped with melted cheddar cheese.
17) Lit scented candles
18) Rush Limbaugh fans riding Dolphins
19) Feathered masks
20) Locusts wearing tiny hats
21) Al Gore meditating on top of a spinning globe
22) Sandcastles in a perfect V formation
23) Darth Vader in a Tutu
24) 14 Tiny ponies with waffles on their heads
25) Lions feverishly using their claws to make lemon zest (it's raining lemon zest bitches!)
26) Riding lawnmower
27) Prince, shakin it with bags of cheetos in both hands
28) Assorted terriers and a man who is enjoying their company far too much
29) Clear heels!
30) Potpourri sachets
31) Toast
32) A woman covered in buttered toast (like the borg a natural conclusion after the last)
33) A carved pumpkin filled with white ferrets
34) Chainsaws and linoleum floor squares
35) Pumice stones with signs of the zodiac printed on their surface
36) Wolverines and they are pissed!
37) Leather work gloves
38) A unicorn that poops ice cream and also eats nothing but ice cream, but hopefully not the ice cream it poops out. That would be mercilessly redundant
39) Satanists that only listen to the music of Morrisey.
40) Corn in all it's many forms
41) Dollops of crème fraiche adorning the works of Leo Tolstoy
42) Scaffolding
43) Minivans recklessly driven by border collies
45) Lilac washcloths folded neatly with little mints on top
46) AT-AT walkers
47) A clothes line with clothes and undergarments pinned on
48) A bathtub full of vegeteble soup (Sade music plays)
49) Infinite tubes of lube and 1 pizza
50) Alex Trebec cooking bacon in heart bedecked underwear while Klingons watch hungrily
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