Fotc Photoshoppery

Paula Deen and Fotc:

"Hey Ya'll I'm setting fire to your building."

No explanation for this other than I have too much time on my hands.

Jemaine chucking ewoks at a Llama watching heart surgery on tv. What's to explain?

Self explanatory

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Jemaine pictured with a casio DG20 as Mr. Darcy)

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Werewolf Jemaine

If Jemaine were my dog bather. (Happy Thought)

No you can't have me Jemaine. I must be free like the wind or sticks.

This has to do with a black seeds song "One by one". In the beginning lyrics you either here the word corn or call. "Summon everything you’ve got. All your forces under the sun

Put the ____ up into the sky." I fill in the blanks firmly with corn! Corn goes in the sky for a very good reason.

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I appreciate your cooking Jemaine.

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Jemaine chasing turkeys on a Star Wars AT-AT vehicle.

Parody of a parody of a romance novel cover.

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Jemaine unleashing destruction and dancing on our planet.

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Bret and Jemaine ready to ride a moose through Target.

Nixon, Jemaine and the Hadron Collider

Jemaine granting the eraser head baby's Christmas wish of watching a Buffalo take a dump.

Hell is Sentient (An Ode to the American Mental Health Care System)

Limp, meaningless heap of girl on the floor. Humanity stripped, in green room, imprisoned.

She screams at the stun guns jolt, head submerged in a drugged ocean.

They watch as she pees. She might leave, before they can help her.

Soon she will be dumped in a room of masturbating men, fighting to stay awake.

If she sleeps, they will rape her. No one will bat an eye. Read the magazine article again.

Words dancing on a page, nothing absorbed. Stay awake. Remain calm. More drugs.

Relief in a ride home in the back of a police car, watching unknown country pass.

Refer to ignore. Pass the cold lumpy potatoes to the next person. Do it again.

The hardest thing is not to ask for help but to receive it.

Hell is sentient and breathes.